danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via youtube-erryday)

boxeswithwhiteboys:

i swear i get uglier everyday

Same except the exact opposite

(Source: mammamoon, via letsmakeloaf)

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

(via scottish-hartosexual)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via averyconfusedhedgehog)

love-horsing-round:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

And then you have to pee

(via hartbigcanon)

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

(via greed)