cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via mamebig)

wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

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precumming:

my dream is to see someone i know in porn

(via just-funny-posts)

evilblogger:

online shopping

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(via damn-funny)

occasionalangst:

Altruism

Having selfless concern for others.

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."

Yara Bashraheel (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: yarotica, via thehannahbartram)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via sniffing)

jonathan:

how can i become famous without being beautiful, clever or talented

(via phobias)

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

(via thehannahbartram)

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

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