goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via bruhofficial)

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

holytrinityfandomurls:

Hey guys, so I had an idea of making a list of all of the urls of everyone in the Holy Trinity fandom so we could find each other. So if you guys could like and reblog this to get the word out that would be really cool.  

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via phobias)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via sniffing)

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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(via xusmileyface)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via drateeny)

Disney Endings

thefrogman:

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