i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
Hey guys, so I had an idea of making a list of all of the urls of everyone in the Holy Trinity fandom so we could find each other. So if you guys could like and reblog this to get the word out that would be really cool.
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills